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Is there a way to be recognized as a genius, like some sort of test/certification?
I really think I may be a genius... I am a 20 year old male who has been far more mature long before anyone else growing up. I have taken multiple online IQ tests (not paid ones so there not too accurate, but) that all placed me above 140. I am extremely musical, I have played the guitar for over 9 years and have self taught myself piano. I am extremely artistic and can draw, paint, write, and so on very well. I have self taught myself chess and quickly picked it up. I have truly incredible logical abilities while still being extremely emotionally aware and sensitive to both myself and other people, as well as I can easily read people and tell what is going on inside their head even long before they do. Most of all, I am truly creative and original in my creativity and imagination. I can give more reasons that have convinced me, but I don't want to sound like I'm bragging because I really hate that.
I really would like to have other people recognize it, not even on a large scale... but just to be able to tell people I am a genius and have them take me seriously rather than laugh it off. So are there certifiable tests or certifications/acknowledgements that can identify people as some type of genius.
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- 8 years ago
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. sad.
