Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

a-pasta-ists: what about the fact that the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster predicted you would doubt?

How do you explain that the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster correctly predicted that many people would not believe?

4 Answers

Relevance
  • Rick L
    Lv 6
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    A person can know for certain the Pastafarian Faith is the True Faith if he or she says the Strainer carefully every day with love and trust.

    http://www.pastafarianism.org/Strainer.htm

    1. Whoever shall faithfully serve me by the recitation of the Strainer, shall receive signal graces.

    2. I promise my special protection and the greatest graces to all those who shall recite the Strainer.

    3. The Strainer will be a powerful armor against hell. It will destroy vice, decrease sin and defeat heresies, and promote Al Dente.

    4. It will cause virtue and good works to flourish; it will obtain for souls the abundant mercy of The Noodly One; it will withdraw the hearts of men from the love of the world and its vanities, and will lift them to the desire of eternal things. Oh, that souls would sanctify themselves by this means.

    5. Those who recommend themselves to me by the recitation of the Strainer shall not perish.

    6. Whoever shall recite the Strainer devoutly, applying himself to the consideration of its sacred Mysteries shall never be conquered by misfortune. His Noodly Wonder will not chastise him in His justice, he shall not perish by an unprovided death; if he be just, he shall remain in the Sauce, and become worthy of eternal life.

    7. Whoever shall have a true devotion for the Strainer shall not die without the sacraments of the Church.

    8. Those who are faithful to recite the Strainer shall have during their life and at their death, the light of His Noodles and the plenitude of His Sauces; at the moment of death they shall participate in the merits of the saints in paradise.

    9. I shall deliver from purgatory those who have been devoted to the Strainer.

    10. The faithful children of the Strainer shall merit a high degree of glory in heaven.

    11. You shall obtain all you ask of me by the recitation of the Strainer.

    12. All those who propagate the holy Strainer shall be aided by me in their necessities.

    13. I have obtained from my Divine Sauce that all the advocates of the Strainer shall have for intercessors the entire celestial court during their life and at the hour of death.

    14. All who recite the Strainer are my sons, and brothers of my only son, Baked be the Ziti.

    15. Devotion to my Strainer is a great sign of predestination.

    He Boiled for your Sins! rAmen.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Because God knew in advance of YOU being born that you will disbelieve and nothing anyone says is likely to make you believe - so says "the Gospel of the Flying..."

    Alif. Lam. Mim. Ra. These are verses of the Scripture. That which is revealed unto thee from thy Lord is the Truth, but ***most of mankind believe not***.[Qur'an 13:1]

    Qur’an 32:12. Couldst thou but see when the guilty hang their heads before their Lord, (and say): Our Lord! We have now seen and heard, so send us back; we will do right, now we are sure.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    extremely tough step try searching on a search engine this could actually help

  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    bullshit

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.