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how come when ever i go home i see a beetle with a shotgun?
Well i live in a pretty clean house and whenever i go home i open the front door to a beetle holding a shotgun and it shoots my windows and ive had 1000 dollars worth of windows replaced because of it how can i get rid of it?
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- Anonymous8 years agoFavorite Answer
Okay, this is actually a VERY common problem, and has happened to myself quite a bit! Luckily for you, beetles are much easier to remove than let's say, the axe-wielding wasp. Okay so what you do is:
1.) Sneak past the beetle while its distracted.
2.) bite a small hole open on your ring finger of your left hand. This is VERY important. The wrong finger could call more weapon-wielding insects.
3.) draw a large circle around yourself with your blood.
4.) draw 4 triangles equally spaced apart pointing from the inside of your circle to the middle. None of them can touch!!!!
5.) now recite this exact chant: "noitseuq sselhtrow a hcus gnitsop rof toidi gnikcuf a m'I!!!!"
This should replace yourself with the beetle, leaving it contained in a blood circle. It will not be able to escape it. Simply snap 3 times for the blood circle and it's inhabitant to disappear.
Source(s): Tons of experience - Anonymous8 years ago
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