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i have a pet llizard he likes to swim but he has eating problems he supposed to be in the olympics n beat michal angelo and win gold for all the countrys but hes getting fat he ate my entire foot off he ate my baby and my ears he also scooped my eyes out and ate him can i stick my hands dow his trhrat ti get my stuff backor is that illigeal?

my dog peed on my fence and now i think it is soiled forever and i will need to sacrafice my fence to satan

well i was walking and i slipped and fell off my bathroom counter and my foot fell into the toilet i then noticed there was diharea in the toilet so i flushed it causing my foot to go down the drain how can i get it out with out dying?

well i was playing with a flash light one of the big huge ones and i swallowed it so what do i do? do i just leave it and let it digest or will i glow or what?

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im kinda in a relation ship

and i think my friends boyfriend is hoarding a 12 incher from me what should i do

well i may have candida and **** but i was looking at a diet and i noticed i cant have caffine now this is a problem for me since i have adhd and i use vivanse would it fuel candida?

I was eating corn starch and uuh i thought it was lemon juice and then my mouff got dry and i died is it safe to eat i dont wanna die

We have 2 male rabbits and they are about 12 weeks so we cant get them fixed plus the vet we go to burned in the blackforest fire and one of them wont quit humping the other he humps aggresivley his face his back everywhere is he gay or something or is this something we can get rid of?

we have 2 rabbits one is big and we have had him longer and he grunts at people and bites them sometimes and we have been trying to be nice to another rabbit that we got recentaly but what ever we try he always charges after him grunting he bit him the other day and were afraid to leave them alone together (and no we are not mating them they are both male) how can we bond them?

Well we have a dwarf rabbit meaning he is bred to be small and he is only supposed to get to around 4-5 pounds and he is 3 pounds right now and i have noticed that all he has been doing all day is eating is he eating too much? how much food should i feed him?

Well i live in a pretty clean house and whenever i go home i open the front door to a beetle holding a shotgun and it shoots my windows and ive had 1000 dollars worth of windows replaced because of it how can i get rid of it?