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Loolj
Loolj asked in PetsBirds · 7 years ago

I swallod a flashlight i need help NOW?

well i was playing with a flash light one of the big huge ones and i swallowed it so what do i do? do i just leave it and let it digest or will i glow or what?

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  • The Man!
    7 years ago

    Have you tried to reach into your stomach and pull it out? If that doesn't work, have someone tickle your anus and repeat the phrase, "Flashlight, flashlight, come out!" It might take a while, but I promise it's worth it.

  • ?
    7 years ago

    Become a unicorn and poop light for the rest of your life!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Get a magnet and pull it on through until it "delivers"

  • Loolj
    7 years ago

    i love you people

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    is this a joke

    Source(s): dumbass
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