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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 8 years ago

Corktown University dons.?

Did you hear about the Corktown university professor who took his tie back to the menswear shop because it was too tight?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Yes, he came to the Shiddy Shack to the "Do-it-yourself Ties" section. Here the ties are on a huge roller and the customer just has to cut off the required length.

    Has been one of the most popular sections in the store.

    Source(s): Another innotive venture investigated by my research team.
  • 8 years ago

    Poor professor, you'd think they'd measure the tie before they sold it!

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Not bad- what about the N/Irish rejecting gay marriage- what c**t asked them to adopt it- I find it really funny asking a people famed for their oversized families to become extinct.

  • NORMA
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Yes that was the same shop were the S/Irish Blonde took her scarf back as it was too tight

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    The funniest part about it is that it was a bow tie.

  • 8 years ago

    Well if it was too,tight, why wouldn't he take it back.?

    Source(s): You think " those" kind of doctors are made out of money?
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