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Steve
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Steve asked in Food & DrinkVegetarian & Vegan · 8 years ago

I just ate 9 pounds of vegan cheese - What will happen now?

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    You will have to think up another troll-post for this forum.

  • 8 years ago

    You will have a nine pound bowel movement-vegan cheese isn't binding like dairy cheese.

    But don't worry-trolls can't gain weight from any kind of cheese, them's the rules.

  • 8 years ago

    I doubt that anyone could eat that amount of cheese in one go! You would be sick, get stomach ache and become constipated.

  • 8 years ago

    i imagine you will throw up. i imagine you will throw up after eating 9 pounds of anything.

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  • Bill
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    It will make you post on the internet mistaking that people care.

  • 8 years ago

    You will turn into a troll.

  • 8 years ago

    u die

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