Christians, quick, the unbelievers have discovered we secretly worship Quetzalcoatl, what now?

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Quetzalcoatl was a pre-columbian mesoamerican god depicted as a feathered serpent. The Aztecs believed he created men by cutting his genitals and bleeding onto the earth. His cult sacrificed butterflies and humming birds to him. Oh, and humans killed in varying gruesome ways.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130726083150AADRVqj

For our friends who don't trust links, it is a Zeitgeist type question claiming (among other ludicrously false things) that Jesus is a reskinned Quetzalcoatl.

So my question to Christians, is, what do we do now that we have been found out?

Rocky · Accepted Answer

I Told them and TOLD them that if we elected a South American pope then somebody would put two and two together, Nah, they're too gullible, they said. 

sigh

Time to call the Jesuit Enforcement squads again.  Have the Jesuit nuns do containment on this one.

? · Answer

We bed a new battle strategy! We can borrow the Popemobile 2.0 to get to our secret Christian lair!

Olive Garden · Answer

Is that the same quetsal bird in Costa Rica. I saw one with its beautiful plumage and I dont know it is considered a god.

? · Answer

Well, it's good they found out. I haven't been and now I can get started. LOL

? · Answer

Find a new secret lair?

Tolstoyevsky · Answer

Dadgum it, I thought we just revered him.

Anonymous · Answer

Jesus cut his sack over the universe.

l · Answer

At least Quetzalcoatl was real; unlike "Jesus."

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Christians, quick, the unbelievers have discovered we secretly worship Quetzalcoatl, what now?

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