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I think I can cleanse the body but how do I purify my mind?

and from the lust-fire volcano?

God looked down and poof was underneath the stream of fire and it and another one of God's pets had Jesus' foot I think and were chewing on it and it made Poof lie down on the stones under the stream of fire and Jane Doe's remains were under the porch and just then God started remembering people who's name starts with a p and it was Pat, and that's when God remembered another "p" and went to look under the porch for Pat and his sister and when their mother heard about it she laughed and said "Well I guess there won't be any shortages of p around here!"

Update:

Gw, Honey, what did you think that p stood for? Pecans?

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  • Duck
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Mental floss.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    dude... watch some porn...

    Clearly you need some kind of release.

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