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Atheists: Is your sense of humour good enough to understand this religious joke?

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SATAN is GOD's ex-Boyfriend. SATAN is Sexy and Macho but very Kinky! But ADAM was a real Pusssy-Boy and Slave of GOD. SATAN wanted ADAM's Buttt and EVE's Cuunntt. But GOD didn't want SATAN to be another MASTER to Bondage ADAM and EVE. So, GOD said to ADAM and EVE, "Don't Eat A BANANA from SATAN, if you do then I will Kick your Asssh." EVE and ADAM was so hungry that they just had SATAN's delicious BANANA and APPLE. When GOD saw that they were having SATAN's Banana and Apple, then GOD get very jealous and angry, GOD became green with envy and said; "F*ck of Bittches! Why did you have SATAN's ? Why didn't you have mine? You had to beg and pray for my Holy Banana. I have better BANANA and SAUSAGE than SATAN. Now, go f*ck yourselves. I'm not gonna f*ck you regularly from now. Its SATAN who is gonna f*ck you! And I will be a VOYEUR." Actually, EVE found both GOD and SATAN are very Sexy, Macho, Father-Figures and perfect Masters. EVE also found ADAM as a Sexy Slave. So, she wanted to have a 4some. But ADAM didn't want to 4some. He wanted One-on-One. But SATAN wanted Orgy. LoL !! Anyway, 4 of them did "BIG-BANG" finally. And thats how everything started! But after all of these, GOD still wanted to be Virgin! LoL

(Its a Parody, Metaphorical and Satire, please don't take it too seriously and pleasedon't call me Blasphemous. Have some sense of humour. If you think that I'm a sinner. Then I'd like to say God loves sinners. "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son" -John 3:16. LOL).

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  • 8 years ago
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    Though crass in the extreme, it was pretty funny overall. This means a lot coming from a very uptight Christian, mind you.

    Source(s): Christian.
  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    hi Dani. Welcome to R&S. in my view i imagine you'll have a experience of humour to be human. you likely can bypass loopy otherwise. technology? constructive, I settle for the common clinical motives as to how the Earth, existence and we human beings were given right here. inspite of the undeniable fact that I settle for the 'existence' bit nonetheless needs some artwork earlier we will have a respectable rationalization. As for why are we right here, i don't believe there's a 'why'. existence basically 'is' and that i'm genuine delighted about that. Magic, definite, i believe that is conceivable to regulate ones perceptions by using will (chaos magic), inspite of the truth that am a lot less susceptible to believe we may be able to easily impact the fabric universe. Miracles, no. Soul friends, definite. Ditto 'genuine love' (own journey). loose will? definite. i believe that there is a 'progression' to the Universe - a 'move' that we may be able to stick to; harmonise ourselves with. Or no longer. If we do, then existence is going extra easily. i believe that existence is largely sturdy, the universe benevolent, human beings too. it truly is often the quantity of my 'irrationality' finally, i'm a pantheist; a Taoist to be precise. meaning i'm non secular yet a-theistic about the 'own' 'transcendent and immanent' 'author' style God that the Christians, Jews and Muslims remember on. I also war with Pagan deities that are look too, inspite of the truth that i'm fantastic with archetypes. i'm hoping that enables and congratulations on the babby. and do not issue; i'm a vegetarian. .

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    You think a filthy pornographic joke about God is funny? You call that having a "sense of humor"?

    Not to mention such niceties as grammar, syntax, sentence structure...none of which you seem to have much of a grasp on.

    This is totally not funny. This is just what you said....blasphemous. This is low, nasty, and vulgar.

    I'm blocking you, because you disgust me.

  • 8 years ago

    Actually, I have a very keen sense of humor. Perhaps too good for your sake.

    You are lame, the epitome of lameness. What are you, 12 year old? Actually, no, my 10 year old son is more sophisticated than that.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Your wrong, The story goes Satan is God's ex-Byatchch not boyfriend. That's when Adam and Eve came along so they were Gods new Byachthch. God wasn't thinking when he made them and put satan in the same place he made them. Satan thought he was going to "get some" by making them cheat on there pimp. Satan told them that if they sucked his "banana and apples" they would not be virgins anymore ( like these horny teens needed sex). God got mad and he made the world where no one dies virgin because the world f*cks us all in the end.

    You got the rest right. And if it were a joke I might of laughed but I didn't

    Source(s): TROLOLLOL
  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Good enough to understand, and good enough to realize it's boring and not very funny.

  • 8 years ago

    Hey, I have a sense of humor, and I don't find this funny. There are children on this website, even with your innuendo and funny spellings to get around the ToS, this is highly inappropriate. I never report people, but I don't think this question will be here for long.

  • Aliens
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    This isn't a joke. This is just someone making comments about a god, satan and Adam in a weird love triangle, adding swear words and thinking that's the same thing as making a witty joke or remotely close to "satire" (hint: look up the definition of satire).

    I say sh*t about gods and swear profusely, so it's not like I have a problem with the language here. It's just that there's no joke to get. It sounds like the rambling of a teenager trying his or her hardest to sound edgy. Next time, call this "slash fiction", that's a much better description.

    Source(s): atheist
  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Between the lack of working sentences and any amount of logic this is garble

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