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Photofox
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Photofox asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

Service on 'planes!!!!!!!!!!?

A man's sitting on a plane when the stewardess comes along and says

"Would you like a drink sir?"

"Yes please" he says. "I'll have a whiskey"

Sitting next to him is a very strict Evangelist Minister and the stewardess also asks him if he'd like a drink.

The Minister glares at her and bellows: "Young lady, I would rather fornicate with the whore of Babylon than let a drop of alcohol pass my lips"

The first man then says to the stewardess: "Oh, I didn't realise we had a choice. I'll have the same as him please"

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  • NORMA
    Lv 6
    8 years ago
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    Was that with Raynair ----Brill A1

  • Anon
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    "Would you like to have some of our TWA Coffee sir?" asked the pretty blonde stewardess.

    "No, I would rather have some of your TWA Tea!" Replied the young businessman.

    Source(s): Oldie but Goldie! Why is travel not like that any more? No alcohol and served by some Homosexual!!
  • Dog Star
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Lmfao,its another case of good christians gone bad

    Source(s): ds
  • Brandon
    8 years ago

    Why choose one when you could have both?

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  • slivers
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    just when you thought it was safe to fly again

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Lol

  • Spider Pounce
    8 years ago

    Very funny :)

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