how to poop quitely in batroom?

Why is this in the Birds section?

Birds don't have this problem, thank goodness!

Kernel popped his teabag thoughtfully with a chortle of the hips while staring at a pedophilic dim sim that had fallen over on the side of the road. He ate with passion passionately before gurgling his hips and gobbling it up with a fresh start, then he decided to massage a dead leaf's arm passionately with his foot. It worked out well and he was paid eleven cents for his kind act. He stared at a 3 week old bunny and stuck his tongue out before eating a boiled egg that has collapsed passionately on his short shorts. Finally he ripped some news off the television gleefully.

Hi :-) what you do is you eat veges and hay so that your poo goes fibrous, then it won't make a noise and it will thank you for your kindness. :-)

Hope I helped :-)

As the group Tears For Fears sung in the 1980's, "Shout, shout, let it all out." I'm trying to tell you that you should just take a dump and forget about everyone else. I've heard alot of grunting and groaning in the public bathroom. It's no big deal. Everybody has to take a crap.

I do wonder why this question ended up in birds??????

As for the guy, I'd dump him. He sounds like a loser.

putting toilet paper in the toilet first will help with the noise and as for your boyfriend he needs to realise your not his wingman your someone he needs to treat with a bit more respect he shouldn't even be talking about having another girl while hes still with you. dump him hes obviously not interested

u hav 2 put UR but in the water so it doesnt make noise

Hppe that was helpfull

JUST CRAP! IT'S LIFE EVERYBODY DOES IT! HOLY CRAP!!