Tiger Woods joke (but not what you're thinking)?

Tiger Woods is making a right mess of his round and hears a little man in the crowd saying "Rubbish"

Tiger is furious and flings his club to the ground "OK, if you can do better, let's see it"

The man takes up the challenge, picks up the club and stands over the ball. It's pretty obvious he's never held a golf club in his life before.

Tiger shows him how to hold it and how to swing to hit the ball."See that flag up there, you have to hit the ball all the way up to it"

The man eyes the flag and the ball, takes a sloppy swing and the ball goes flying straight down the middle towards the flag.

When they get to the green they see the ball is only about two inches from the hole.

"What do I do now" asked the man.

Tiger scratches his head in amazement. "Well, you knock the ball into the hole"

"Blimey" says the man "Why didn't you tell me that back there" !!