What is on your mind right now? Come on answerers make me laugh with your witty banter...?

Here's what's on my mind:

Who was the first person to build a ship in a bottle and what made them think it was a good idea?

How much chocolate can I eat in one sitting before it stops tasting good?

What is so special about the Dakotas that we need two of them in the U.S.?

Who figured out if you churn cream long enough it will make butter? What drove them to keep going? Why didn't they give up before they figured it out? And, why did they decide to call it "butter?" Why not cal it something else, like, "mayonaise?"

Who figured counting by 12s was a good idea? ...I need 8 dozen eggs. I think that is, like, somewhere between 82 and 98, I can never remember.

Why do men named Richard like to be called Dick? ...Hi. My name is Richard. Please call me Dick.

"Why am I so f***ing bad at life?"