How to be a pop artist?

Pop art? Maybe this will help you.

http://lifehacker.com/209750/make-your-own-andy-wa...

Steps

1. Be discovered, post cute and fun videos of you singing on Youtube; make sure you are unique and have some likeable quirk. Dont worry if you are not used to being unique. Once you actually become a pop star, uniform conformity to the music of your contemporaries (probably 1D if youre 'lucky' enough) is needed rather than uniqueness. Another way to be discovered is to go to a gay talent show such as whatever Idol, The Voice or X factor and either perform live with that same unique charm outlined above or bribe the crap (with drugs of course, they already have all the money they need) out of the judges if youre rich.

2. Make sure you appear 'cute' to teen girls

3. Put on a kind and fun loving demeanour

4. Be willing to sing and sing along to any lyrics or mindless, electronic beat catchy tunes. You wont need to write or make any of your own tunes. If you want to make an actual impact with your own tunes or lyrics; either pester the crap out of your producers (when youre rich and famous enough of course) or be a rock or hip hop star.

5.Sit back, sniff some drugs and enjoy all the money you have gotten with virtually no effort

The lack of oral and pharyngeal cavities to act as a vocal filter seems like a dealbreaker. You could possibly specialize in using a talkbox. Wouldn't make you legendary but the world is waiting for a talkbox master.

U would have to sleep with any and everybody men woman possibly even animals. Then maybe even join that one triangle group.