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Hospital illumination ?
The doctor was on his rounds of the home for the mentally disadvantaged and had entered the recreation room where he encountered two long term residents. One was sawing up imaginary pieces of wood and the other was hanging from the ceiling.
"What are you doing?" he asked the joiner.
I´m sawing wood " he replied
"And what´s he doing up there"
"He´s allright, he thinks he´s a light Bulb"
"Don´t you think we should help him down before the blood rushes to his head?" said the Doctor.
"What?" said the sawyer " and work in the dark!"
6 Answers
- NORMALv 68 years agoFavorite Answer
And there was a third who was lying on the floor trying to swim as his rowing boat had vanished
- karl hLv 68 years ago
This is actually an escape plan, but it's a secret and I am not allowed to divulge the plot or how it works.As yet they are a long way off escaping.
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