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Lv 7

Why don't atheists remember that when they were little kids?

... the floor was lava and that was the justification for jumping from one piece of furniture to another? And not only that, but.., there might even be sharks in the lava!

Why don't atheists ever talk about that?

BTW.., I think spirits are real.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    WTF!

    I thought I made that game up! >:O

    I did that all the time as a kid, good times :)

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    I do remember when I was a little kid. In fact I've recently answered a couple questions where I recalled when I was younger.

    Why do I not bother to talk about the deadly game of "lava" when I was little? Because I grew up and became more interested in reality.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    ""Why don't atheists ever talk about that?""

    Because atheists Know that when we become adults ..we put away childish things..Like Lava Floors,,and Invisible friends...

    ""BTW.., I think spirits are real.""

    I have quite a few Bottles of them In my Bar....

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I sorta remember the lava thing, but not the sharks. (Wouldn't the lava be enough?)

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    I remember such games of imagination.

    I still play them. I enjoy my rich fantasy life, even at age 32. I know it isn't real, but thinking outside the box is a skill and I have to practice it somehow to out-compete my peers.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Because the bacon gods took the toast out our chick noodle soup as babies so now our Hamburgers are sooty which makes our pancakes moldy.

    SHAME ON YOU!!!

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    So..I take it you were born in a submarine volcano and you want to generalize it to all atheists. Pretty smart.

  • 8 years ago

    And just what does a child's game have to do with spirits?

    IMHO

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Okay, Mario. =^.~=

    When I was a kid, the swing was my starship, and I was flying through the Universe.

    Don't ask.

  • 8 years ago

    Wut? The lava would've killed the sharks!

    Yes that's right, even as a kid I was hung up on technical details.

  • 8 years ago

    bc we aren't kids anymore

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