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Why was Jesus in the tomb for 3 days?
Was it just a cover for Jesus and Mary Magdalene's 3 day marathon f*ck romp? The dude is famous right, with a bunch of people always following him around? Sometimes drastic measures have to be taken to ditch the paparazzi and get some quiet time with your lady friend.. I wonder if they brought that other broad he saved from getting rocked to death..What a party. Harvey Levin should weigh in here..
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- NousLv 78 years agoFavorite Answer
There is not one single mention of Jesus in the entire Roman record - that is right - not one! At the same time as he was supposed to have been around there were a number of Jews claiming to be the messiah - all of whom are well recorded!
There is not a single contemporary record from any source and even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!
He was supposed to have been a huge problem to the Romans and produced wonderful miracles but still not one contemporary record?
Even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!
Pilate is recorded in the Roman record as a somewhat lack luster man but no mention of a Jesus, a trial or crucifixion that would surely have been used to make him look brighter!
At best he was an amalgam of those others but almost certainly never existed!
Not one word of it is contemporary with the period and was not written until several hundred years after the period the story is set in!! How did the apostles write their books more than a hundred years after they would have been dead?
Please realize that those claims for the Old historians are worthless since they were not even born until long after everyone in the stories would have been so long dead!
Josephus AD 37 – AD 100
Tacitus AD 56 – AD 120
Suetonius - 69 – 130 AD
Pliny the Younger, 61 AD – 112 AD
Justin Martyr (Saint Justin) AD103–165 AD
Lucian - AD 120 -180 AD but he was hostile to Christianity and openly mocked it.
Pamphilius AD 240-309 AD
Eusebius AD 263 – 339 AD
Photius AD 877 – 886 AD
Thallus - But there are no actual record of him except a fragment of writing which mentions the sack of Troy [109 BC] Showing that he was clearly not alive in biblical times.
Some even try to use Seneca. 4 BCE – 65 CE but as a Stoic Philosopher he opposed religion yet made not a single mention of a Jesus or Christianity!
Even funnier is trying to claim Celsus AD ? – 177 AD Who said that Jesus was a Jew who’se mother was a poor Jewish girl whose husband, who was a carpenter, drove her away because of her adultery with a Roman soldier named Panthera. She gave birth to an illegitimate child named Jesus. In Egypt, Jesus became learned in sorcery and upon his return presented himself as a god.
- Anonymous8 years ago
He wasn't. He was put into the tomb just before dark on a Friday evening, then came out sometime Sunday morning before it was light. Three days would have been Monday.
- Anonymous8 years ago
Because he was playing "knock knock" but the door was to thick so no one heard him, eventually he kicked it to the side, had a walk and then levitated away.... Hmm was Jesus the first street magician ??
- Anonymous8 years ago
the SUN is at its lowest point for 3 days. jesus is just a rip off of astrology.
Source(s): astrology.