What happens when your demons get indicted?

I wonder if he meant "invoke?"

If so, I'd LOVE to see that!

By the way, was this Paladin Andrew? =^.^= ♡

Daughter question:

http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=201...

I'm sorry to say your demons are going down. Hire an attorney. The grand jury will indict a ham sandwich......not surprising they would also indict a demon.

You'll have to lie down on the witness stand, your body as rigid as a board. Then the judge, who will also be a lapsed Catholic priest, will call each of your demons out and ask if he understands the charges against him. You can only pray they don't try them separately.

Yikes, the last thing you want to do is get entangled in an expensive legal proceeding that runs on forever. I suggest you distance yourself from these demons. Don't forget to burn all the papers and tapes.

They want you to show up so they can expel them from you. I wouldn't hold my breath. I wouldn't beg someone to come to GOD. I would rather say what I have to say and be on my way. It's not our job to make you do anything. Our job is to tell it like GOD wants it told and if you don't use it, that's your problem. Most will never believe he exists until their day comes. Until then it's a waste of time caring for someone who despises the air you breath and ridicules anything you say regarding our creator.GOD.

"I bring this demon up on the charge of, well, being a demon.

How do you plead?"

"Demonic, your honor."

"Well, I guess I didn't expect that. Is being a demon a sin?"

I believe you'll be called as a character witness.

Fun Fact: Demons can apparently be exorcised immediately if you guess their name.

"Rumpelstiltskin?"

"No."

"Damn."

Just imagine what tomorrow will be like...

(Your talking to your friends)

You- Dude I trolled sooo hard Yesterday!

Friend- On what?

You- Ummm Yahoo answers....

Friend- FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

I have to plead the fifth on this one.

you people really suck ...go find a hobby !