if young earth creationists are always saying "Teach the controversy"...?

Its not a belief, its a proven fact - fat bottom girls do make the rock'n world go around.

You know what, i am tired of people saying people who believe the Earth's orbit depends on fat bottomed girls are in some way ignorant or deluded. I have it on good authority that this is the case. My authority has a degree and has studied the effects of fat-bottomed girls for many decades. The myth of gravity still persists and has made it impossible for my authority to publish his findings, but he uses great analogies to explain it to laymen like myself. Please teach the controversy, our students are smart enough to figure out the truth.

Bahaha that's honestly my favorite line. "Oh we're just teaching the controversy" as they brainwash your kids into thinking jesus rode on a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

When they teach the controversy about whether Jesus ever existed, then we can talk.

Shut your whore mouth. This needs to happen.