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Jose asked in Society & CultureRoyalty · 8 years ago

Could you still love a country that order military intelligence to cut off your penis out of abuse and envy?

I was romantically involved the a real queen in a very small country. Was neither political or arranged. She got secretly divorced and I met her down the hill and we hit it off. She was crazy about me. I have to say, I am handsome and very funny and not bad in bed. She was the one always looking for me, but we had finished and permanently separated to make things easier on her family. I was never a gigolo. But I saw her first one day, walking in Saint Tropez because I am a dog trainer for Bridget Bardot, whom I really gigolized for money and pork chops. The queen in my story was wearing a white summer dress, and until that day she never knew white it was her lucky color... President Obama ask her out and she refused while seeing me. Her excuse, he was married and very black. The country which left me without a penis - America. Everyhing to do with Obama wanting to get laid with our queen, one of his secret service agents recommended to leave me without my sex organ so this queen will not see me again. You see, I was not seeing her already for over 2-months, and that was not necessary. No president or man should order over anybody's sex life. Certainly not America. What is the principle here? America still believes in slavery. Me in 2013 America living the life of an eunuch is proof of that.

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  • 8 years ago
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    Yes I could though your question leaves me gasping for air much less a cogent explanation.

  • 8 years ago

    I don't believe this ever happened. If it did happen, then why don't you go the news media? They would absolutely love this story, and justice could be brought to the guilty parties.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    it would depend on how much compensation was offered for my penis.

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