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Dan the Man asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

Who would win a boxing match between Jesus and John Candy?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
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    John Candy. He was a lean, mean, fighting machine!

  • Nekoni
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Jesus is a corpse, so as long as John Candy, whoever that is, isn't already dead, he already won.

    Edit: Apparently so is John Candy, so they both lose. GG folks.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    John Candy is dead. Thus, Jesus, God, would win by default.

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