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Dan the Man asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

Who would win a staring contest between Chuck Norris and god?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Chuck. I played a game of Call of Duty with god on one team and Chuck Norris on the other. The team with Chuck won.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Chuck Norris because god doesn't exist.

    Source(s): http://see_the_truth.webs.com/ (Exposing Christianity) luciferianliberationfront.org
  • m shrestha
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    Well wasn't Chuck the one who said "Let there be God?"

    So no contest.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    chuck norris - god doesn't have time to play games

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Come on, be serious.

    I think everyone knows by know there IS no God...

    Chuck fooled us all real well. He Walks among Us Now.....................

    Repent, sinner, in the name of the Beard, before he Roundhouse-kicks you into Oblivion.

  • Zachary
    8 years ago

    An omnipotent being against a human being? Hmmm..... kind of one sided there, so definitely God.

    Okay, I probably should not be answering these kinds of questions.

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