Any good stories any one wants to share tonight ? :)?

My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.

I was on a school trip in England when we were walking up this hill to go into a castle. I was bending forward because it was a steep hill and I was so amazed by the castle I wasn't paying attention to what was in front of me. The lady in front of me was a worker there, who was a little heavier set, and she stopped and bent down to tie her shoe and bam! My head bumped right into her butt. She turned around and looked at me with the worst facial expression and she looked at me like I did it on purpose. Lmao, I just said sorry and walked away really quickly and I was trying to hold back from laughing. When we got away from her me and my two friends just burst out in laughter. I think I started crying because I was laughing so hard.

Hope you feel better soon!

Aw. I'm sorry you're sad. Well, this story might make you laugh.

Once my dad was going to take me somewhere. I was waiting in his car and my brother suddenly came in. He was messing around, pretending to drive. He tried to get the rear-view mirror to face himself, and it snapped right off. So, in a panic, he tossed the mirror in my lap and ran for his life. When Dad came out, he saw the mirror. I said Michael-(that's my brother's name), and he didn't wait until I finished the sentence before going off to chase my brother. That was a fun day.

When my girlfriend and I met it was in an car accident