should Vladimir Putin be our next president?

I know, this will be an automatic turn-in to the thought police (just like good KGB agents), but here goes:

To much of the shallow, American sheeple, he would seem like the perfect choice.

Dumb, shallow-minded college kids swooned over Obama when he was in a swimming costume. (what does that have ANYTHING to do with being able to lead a country?).

Putin did the same, photo-op of him with no shirt on riding a horse.

He is a WAY better speaker than our current clown-in-chief, and his cronies from the former KGB whipped up a PERFECT STORM propaganda speech that any democrat would be jealous of.

He took our most liberal newspaper, crapped on it, and rubbed Obamas nose in it, like Obama pooed in the wrong corner of the house.

He took every play from the dirty-slime-the-enemy democrat playbook that was ever used, and rolled it all in to one.

And made the Obama administration look like a bunch of circus clowns (not too much of a stretch there).

PLUS, he is a 'reformed' communist, which would make him the darling of Democrats anywhere (even the playing field by taking money from people who work and giving it to people that dont).

He could even start a new party, the KGB party. after all, they infiltrated the democrat party in the 50s and 60s, and no one ever caught it.....

until today.....