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Lv 6

Good evening, would anyone here be interested in joining the United Church of Bacon?

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  • 8 years ago

    Sorry, I actually don't believe in organized bacon (or more to the point, I have not found sufficient evidence for the existence of bacon.) I'm an abaconist.

  • Mark
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Heh! I'm not really interested, but I might go if Kevin Bacon ever preached!

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Sorry unheard you ppl only worship pork bacon.

    I only bow down to Turkey Bacon.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Thank you for the invite but it is against my religion. I am a Unitarian Pork Rind Baptist. We can only worship Pork Rinds. Our leader is Old man Tyree.

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  • 8 years ago

    Not this Christian. I eliminated pig meat from my diet and lost 30 pounds of body fat and went from a size 44 inch waist down to a 36 inch waist.

    Source(s): The God Yahweh's clean and unclean food laws in Leviticus chapter 11.
  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    Got all stuck up with Spaghetti and Meatballs.....maybe later ?

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    no lm already a member of the universal pagoda of horse sashimi

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    No thanks, I'm already a member of another branch of baconism.

  • Banaus
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    nope, we are with the spaghetti. thanks anyway.

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