Word game: shortest sentence not on Google.?

Here is a word game I came up with just now while I was bored:

Find the shortest sentence that doesn't appear in a Google search.

Instructions:

1. Think of a short, improbable sentence (e.g. "She writes like a dead fish.")

2. Type the sentence in to Google in quotation marks.

3. If a notification appears stating "no results found for...", then you have an acceptable sentence. If this is the shortest you can think of, post it here.

Rules:

-The sentence must be meaningful in English

-You may not use proper nouns (e.g. Everest, Obama).

-The Google result must display "no results found for...". If the string of words appears in your search, but not as a sentence, it is still invalid (e.g. "She walks like a dead fish").

-Length will be determined by number of characters, including spaces.

-If two sentences are of the same length, the first one posted will win.

Of course, the winner will receive Best Answer.