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Christians, assuming you have different 'spirits/demons' for different evil acts/thoughts?

How many demons/evil spirits would you say I have?

I _love_ porn.

futa, furry, gay (both m/m and f/f), straight, BDSM, and bestiality. (Fairly sure that's all of them)

I dislike God (as a fictional concept, the same way a lot of people don't like Sauron, or think Gandalf is a useless wizard. Because I'm an atheist, and don't believe he actually exists.)

I steal things

I lie a lot

I hate round people... (no particular reason, just something about them really chaps my khakis.)

So, adding all of that together, according to your particular beliefs, how many evil spirits/demons am I possessed by?

Update:

The problem with you saying that Testicles, is that there is no 'one true' Christianity. There are a **** ton of different versions, all teaching their own thing. Thanks for the try though =3

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    One.

    The spirit of being a ****.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    You "assume" too much about something you don't comprehend.

    NB: There is only one Christianity - the way Jesus taught it, and

    the people in whom His Spirit lives ... all the other varieties (which

    you cite as an excuse) don't matter ... He will gather one church.

    The simple answer is: you are lost in crime and carnality .. of the

    "human" kind, not demon, and you will stay lost unless you get

    therapy at the very minimum. Maybe you'll do time and then think.

    If you knew Jesus, your life would change .. but that will take a

    monumental shift from your self-absorbed present condition.

  • Sky
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    If you consider a deity to be a fictional concept then why are you concerned about demons and evil spirits? Don't you consider them to be fictional, too?

    Source(s): not a christian; just askin'
  • 8 years ago

    3? 4? whatever

    but that's not what Christianity teaches.. I just played along your hypothetical situation thing.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Every area you do not have control in. But one demon is too many. Jesus is master over all of them.

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