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How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Add more jokes if you got them.
@ Calv How am I troll? I'm asking for more jokes.
@J. and anyone else who reads this and thinks I'm trying to be offense. LIGHTEN UP. THESE ARE JOKES.
6 Answers
- Anonymous8 years agoFavorite Answer
Hebrews it.
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- J.Lv 78 years ago
How coffee is made is not discussed in the Holy Scripture.
God did rest (cease creating). Men and women were commanded to rest in the Torah. Moses never that either way if men could not rest because of women. Although you may think this joke is funny, but on the surface it blames women for men being exhausted, something that they can do on their own.
Source(s): Bible - yesmarLv 78 years ago
Good jokes, friend! Thanks for sharing.
What kind of car did Moses and the children of Israel have?
They came out of Egypt with one Accord!
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