If Gordon Ramsay came to your place for dinner, what would he say about the meal?

He'd say: "This is the best f***ing meal I've ever f***ing ate outside of my own f***ing kitchen!"

He would probably let out a scream for the ages.

I don't think microwaved pizzas and Hot Pockets are things he fancies.

He'd get the same treatment boys get when they first come to call upon my daughter.

I'd show him my gun collection, before serving dinner.

"Hopeless. Absolutely hopeless. Never cook for anyone again. Eat Cheerios for the rest of your life."

A bunch of malarkey that I'm not allowed to post on here.

That I can cook a good chilli con carne. He will like it because I use his recipe for it

Not quite sure, though, I would be happy to take on his criticism so I can improve.

How terrible of a cook I am and how I make him sick from how bad I cook.

He'd ask why we're eating cereal and how I managed to screw that up.

He would say, "Yes, saving money on food is easy with dumpster diving food":-)