Come up with the funniest and best revolting poem. Ten points for best answer!!!!?

I saw an man upon the stair and when I looked, he wasn't there

He wasn't there again today, I wish that man would choke to death on his own vomit.

This is either a disgusting parody or a revolting pastiche of an old song, "Fascination", which I wrote in 2010, titled Please Don't Eat The Urinal Cakes:

It was urination I know

And it might have ended right there in the bowl

Just a p1ssing stream, just a shiver shake

And I might have gone on my way empty-bladdered

It was micturition, you see

Standing at the urinal, trying to pee

Then I hit the cake and next moment it crumbled

Decimation from above

Here's the you-tube video of Nat "King" Cole's beautiful rendition of the original:

http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AjCSO9FsyFx8DY...

Edit: Well, I see the link doesn't take you to the specific video but, if you're interested, you can pick the Nat King Cole one and listen to the original song.

Arctic freeze made me coffee,

Some bloomers flew,inside out,

Simmering slivers eating toffee.

Hunting moons,shooting stars,

Unusual nomads chasing cars.

Right you say,making a left,

Taking laxative,paper stuck in cleft,

So now my puzzle,written.