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Dan the Man
Dan the Man asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

Why can't Jesus sign up for Obamacare?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Ummm, as far as I can tell, no one can sign up for Obamacare. Or even look at it. Stupid website.

  • CO the Old Dog
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Jesus has a much better plan but it will cost One more than money..

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Its because Jesus' plans are allot better and more effective than his.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Not a citizen of the USA. Not even an illegal immigrant. No proof of his existence.

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  • Simon
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    Your question has absolutely no relevance to Jesus.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Jesus does not need it.

  • Madmack
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    could you write with both hands nailed to a cross?

  • Maxx
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    the website won't load

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    He's not a US citizen

  • james o
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    not a US citizen -- or alive

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