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Greybeard
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Greybeard asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

Who would like to hear a Scottish Joke?

Two Labour MSPs were in an Edinburgh Sauna. “Tell me”, said one, “have you read Marx?”

“Aye, ah think it’s these stupid wicker chairs!”

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    That is absolutely BRILLIANT! LOL

  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    Punny. I'm Scottishish - Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny. Two Scotsmen see the Grand Canyon; 'not so big' they say, so one throws in a quarter, the other one jumps in and digs. A Scotsman has to vacate his apartment; he takes the wallpaper too. Etc.

  • Lone Woof
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Cute. Reminds me of an old Police song.

    There's a little black spot on my shorts today. It's the same old spot as yesterday. :-)

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    ha ha ha

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  • ♠ Merlin ♠
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    LOL

    i was prepared not to be amused

    i thought i had heard them all

    Source(s): Scottish, living in Scotland
  • Mr. Smartypants
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    LOL! Very funny, even to an American. 8^)

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Another makes you think one. Like it....

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Hoop mon.Hoop mon.

    Good-o.

  • lorcan
    8 years ago

    HAHAH I SPEASISH LIKE DIS!

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