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Who thinks we are in too much of a hurry to scream racism?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.

But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Very funny one that....lol....!!

  • MICKY
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Beautifully put OH no here comes the P.C squad to get you

  • karl h
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    I do , its been well over used and way past its sell by date .

    Source(s): Like the joke . and I bet thousands of Irish would and then tell you a better one , NOT racist in my opinion .But expect the Racist P/C.bunch will find fault with it .
  • 7 years ago

    Is that Halfords the Butchers http://www.halfordsbutchers.co.uk/ ? ;-)

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    I laughed so much, wanted to eat my own vomit!

    Source(s): Guy the Gorilla.
  • 7 years ago

    I know black people are

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