Should I become the Bears head coach next year?

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I know, seems crazy, but look at the comparison between me and Trestman:

Losses:

Me - 0
Trestmann - 6

Losses that were entirely my fault:

Me - 0
Trestman - 3

Bears games seen this year:

Me - 12
Trestman - 2

Understanding that a 47 yard field goal on 2nd down can be shortened because you still have 2 more downs to get yards (And Forte rarely fumbles):

Me - Yes
Trestman - No

4th down conversion fails:
 
Me - 0
Trestman - A lot.

Understanding that Chris Conte is not good enough to play:

Me - Yes
Trestman - No

Record against the lowly Lions:

Me - 0-0
Trestmann - 0-2

Record against own division:

Me - Not under .500
Trestmann - Under .500

What do you think? Should I call up Phil Emery and ask for the job?

Sam · Accepted Answer

You sound like you are 11 years old.

beast · Answer

Well actually your record against your own division would be 0 which is below 500

? · Answer

I understand why he took the chance on 2nd down, he just saw the Vikings lose about 5 yards and their position in the middle before they kicked. Not to mention he has one of the best kickers in nfl history  He's not an idiot, he's more of a gambler.  Please either quit being a bears fan or get at least a g.e.d.

deepthroat · Answer

Naw.they need to hire Lose Fraiser from Minnesoda,oh that's right he'd have to pay the bears owner to join the team.L.F.stinks.

nas88car300 · Answer

Yes  all applicants should  have an interview
a blind man could do a better job

? · Answer

You can ask.  Unless you have some level of actual coaching experience, don't expect an interview.

keith · Answer

Yeah you should go sign up

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