If Jesus rose from the grave, wouldn't that have made him a Zombie?

Technically, by cinematic standards, yes. Jesus may or may not have been a living person. I'm sure he was a nice guy with sweet party tricks. But easter is zombie christ day far as I am concerned.

If my response makes you mad, then pick a date to commemorate his death and resurrection that is the same each year. The whole basis of your blind faith is around an event which date changes each years. Sounds like bullshite to me.

Well? A Zombie is a dead body.

Jesus died and was buried and His Soul went to the heart of the earth and took back the keys from death and hell.

After 3days and 3nights, Jesus raised from the dead in a glorified eternal body.

He appeared to people. Thomas felt his side and hands. Jesus did not raise up in a dead body.

Jesus raised up in an eternal glorified flesh and bones. He overcame the curse of sin and death, so we who believe in Him, will raise up like Jesus did on the day of resurrection.

No. Zombies are not real. Too much tv ruins a mind.

No because he went to heaven afterwards.

Yes it would have, His first word to Mary Magdeline was "Brains"?