What would you do if you woke up gay one day?

Well, assuming this hypothetical situation could happen, I probably wouldn't do anything different. Being gay or lesbian doesn't mean that you have to adopt an entire list of specific mannerisms and hobbies (although some younger folks might feel pressured to act a certain way), and my family is pretty liberal about such things (as they have to be, since all of their kids are LGBT).

At any rate, people don't just wake up one morning and say "I think I'll be gay". Some closeted folks have a eureka moment while in bed, but otherwise, one night's sleep won't alter your sexuality.

I don't entertain the subject. Labels such as gay, are overused. I think it's mean to keep harping on it. Reminds me of the "punishers". Let's say, 30 years ago you had a cigarette. Well, this group of people stalks and follows you to punish you for that. They go way over board, like developing a motorcycle gang, fabricating some illusionary mental picture to the IRS to hurt your life, not believing you have repented, etc. Extreme punishers, non forgiving, merciless. I don't rub in wrong directions to hurt peoples lives. Why don't you just let up on the negative words and get a life. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

"What would you do if you woke up gay one day?"

I wake up being gay every day. I also go to sleep being gay. Come to think of it, I'm gay 24/7 and have been fated to be ever since conception.

I would run to the shower and do a complicated exfoliation process involving bleach and brillo pads in an attempt to scrub the disgustinness from my body.

After that, I would get some people to help scare it out of me, like scaring a person with hiccups. U know, pop a bag, jump out from behind corners. I think gays are pretty easily spooked, so it might work.

If all else fails, I would contact the vatican and try to get the pope to perform some kinda gay *** exorcism on me.

How does a person wake up gay? What does that mean?

I wake up gay every day.

I did.

I had a relationship with a friend who happened to feel the same way at the time, it lasted a couple of months before we mutually agreed to go back to girls. He is still one of my closest friends.

I'd be pretty surprised, seeing as you can't just 'wake up gay'!

I do so every day.

What I did this morning.