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Do Physicists like water?
A Physicist walks into a Bar and asks “Can I have a glass of H2O please”
The Bar Man gives him his drink and asks the guy next to the Physicist what would you like to drink?
The guy said “I would like a glass of H2O too!”)
The Physicist drank his water and the other guy choked on his glass of Hydrogen Peroxide! (H2O2)
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6 Answers
- 7 years agoFavorite Answer
Physicist walks into a Bar and asks “Can I have a glass of H2O please?”
The Bar Man gives him his drink and asks the horse next to the Physicist "Why the long face?"
- GreybeardLv 77 years ago
Physicist walks into a Bar and asks “Can I have a glass of H2O please?”
The Bar Man gives him his drink and asks the Bear next to the Physicist what would you like to drink, after several seconds the Bear asks for a beer the Bar Man says "Why the big paws?"
- ?Lv 77 years ago
Good one!
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey jack@ss pour me a drink." The bartender pours him a drink. Again the guy says, " Hey jack@ss pour me another drink." He pours him a drink. Finall the man says, " Okay jack@ss one for the road." After he drinks his third he walks out of the bar. The guy that sitting at the bar next to him says to the brtender, " Hey why you let him call you jack@ss all the time?" The Bartender responds, " Oh he all...he all...he always calls me that!"
- Anonymous7 years ago
Yep
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- Big KahunaLv 77 years ago
Sounds more like kitchen chemistry than physics.
Honorable mention and nice try,though.
