If doing a stand up poo, how tall would you need to be to crack a ceramic toilet ?

Toilets are porcelain.

@TheOverManager!...."muzzle velocity"... Heh. I laughed for a good five minutes.

There are lots of variables in this question.

Ceramic materials, http://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/ceramics-propert...

Aim location -- aim for the weakest part of the toilet that will be perpendicular to the direction of impact, such that all of the impact is directed at surface normal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_(geometry)

Velocity at impact...use a large exit (muzzle velocity)...I'd recommend gassing up for that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzzle_velocity

Then I'd recommend removing the water as that will absorb some of the force before hitting ceramic.

Then it's about what you ate the night before. Some large grain bullet making material that's not lead for safety. In addition, the normal consistency wouldn't work because it would just fall apart as it accelerated to its target, effectively losing mass.

http://www.chuckhawks.com/hunting_bullet_guide1.ht...

Then I'd recommend setting up some laser system to measure all of these factors...and you can make your own solution with a bit of trial.

All in fun...

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