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Levi B
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Levi B asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 7 years ago

I've been praying for God to help Satan, anybody got an update?

They work things out yet? Satan use to be such a boss next to God before he was cast out. I want things to be like they use to be when I get there. Wheres the harmony?

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  • l
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    This just in: The Tooth Fairy is in contract with both god and satan - news at 11:00

  • jotacar
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Rob Ford, the crack-smoking serial liar and frequent public drunk of a mayor, still has

    support from the large number of stupid voters in Toronto who hate paying real estate

    taxes.

    I guess that your support of Satan must be working.

  • EJ
    7 years ago

    They do get along, in private. But they each have a public image to maintain.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    oh look the stupid homosexial 15 year old

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  • Schuyler
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    You'll find out when you go to hell. Enjoy!

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