Can I have a unicorn?

NO! Because you'll completely neglect it after a few days. And who will end up feeding and taking it out for walks? That's right, miss! WE WILL.

You did exactly the same thing last time with that centaur. And the previous one with the harpy. And the other time with the manticore. That crazy thing was even poisonous and you forgot to remove its venom and your mother got stung. Do you even know how much we had to pay to get that vaccine on Christmas Eve?

They were supposed to be your responsibility but you ignored them. Why do you even ask for pets if you're not mature enough to take care of them?

GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED! AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THIS UNICORN THING.

Don't bother praying. Buy a baby goat, and while it is newborn, have a vet remove one of its horn buds and move the other one to the center of its forehead. One horn will grow there. Voila! Unicorn. (This is how the Ringling Bros. circus got the unicorn they displayed years ago.) It doesn't hurt the goat at all. Make sure your town allows you to keep livestock as pets.

Are you sure you want a unicorn? They run away if you're not a virgin. Seems like a tough choice to have to make.

Can your Mom have a unicorn

You can have a stuffed (fake) unicorn.

why don't you build one. God didn't want to create unicorns, so he didn't. He created rinos.

yes, yes

A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn

--Tibetan proverb

You already have one -- you just need to find it...!