What are some good jokes?

On viagra, it says keep away from children. What kind of man do they take me for....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................who can't maintain an erection around children

Just kidding

The USA's national debt

Why did they scientist sneeze into his hand?

It was the only tissue he had around.

Turtles make lousy wrestlers.

A girl walks into a

grocery store and asks

the stock boy if he has

any nuts.

The guy says, "No,

ma'am."

She says, "Well, do you

have any dates?"

And he says, "Ma'am, if

I don't have nuts, do

you really expect me to

have dates?"

Black people look like dry ****