What Creationist argument do you find most annoying?

I hope that Book is Not your only source of income, it's not gonna make it, Ohh wait, No problem, Obama will Take money away from People who do work and give it to the Morons, He has to support his own kind you know.

I myself find Evolutionist arguements to be annoying, especialy seeing as they cannot fathom the truth in their delusions,

You see, If creation is true, then there is a Creator to whom we are accountable. Evolution is an enabler for atheism. Evolution gives atheists a basis for explaining how life exists apart from a Creator God. Evolution denies the need for a God to be involved in the universe. Evolution is the “creation theory” for the religion of atheism. According to the Bible, the choice is clear. We can believe the Word of our omnipotent and omniscient God, or we can believe the illogically biased, “scientific” explanations of fools.

That evolution just couldn't work , how can you get life from none life? It's just impossible !!!

As though a God that made everything out of nothing including himself is a more likely scenario?

The question asked is the subject of intense research and would take several volumes to explain in its entirety. Even a brief sketch can take an hour to write out in a reasonable form.(done it). They don't read it and probably couldn't understand it if they did.

You can't argue with someone who is too ignorant to know they are.

It starts with their refusal to grasp that their claim that all things need a creator belies ITSELF:

-If the Universe needs a creator, why doesn't god?

If god doesn't need a creator, why does the Universe ?-

So, who made their claimed god ? Super god ? Who made Super god ? Super Duper god. Etc, ad literally nauseum.

Their basic problem is that they don't want facts to exist, they want the power/right to say 'to heck with the facts, this is what I WANT to be true.' At it's end, creationism and religion are gross displays not just of willful ignorance, but also of gross narcissism.

All of them. But the most ever?

"You believe in the Big Bang? How could you believe everything came from nothing? This is why GOD is needed."

So I guess ignorance about cosmology.

>I hope that Book is Not your only source of income, it's not gonna make it, Ohh wait, No problem, Obama will Take money away from People who do work and give it to the Morons, He has to support his own kind you know.

He's black.

Get over it.

Only the ones that pass by their lips

I respond with likeness, a stupid sentence requires an equally stupid sentence

Most annoying ever: If we come from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?

My response: quiet desperation and gradual descent into alcoholism.

The one that says "if its in the bible then it must be true"....oh wait, that is creationist logic. Eh, who cares?

Basically the same thing.

.....the world around you is proof of god's existence? No wait, its the "if humans came from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?"

Nooo, come on now!...."why aren't monkeys giving birth to humans?"

Eh....screw it.

The one where evolution somehow thinks it can defy the concept of angular momentum in the 'big bang'?

or how there are no physical proofs of 'transitional forms' and stuff like that. good luck with your book :)

The intelligent design argument coming from the mouths of cretins. I mean creationists.

One cannot be moral without God (or God is the giver of morals).

It is of course, their god and not some other.

My response is either #

a) All people have an innate sense of morals, or

b) You do not kill and rob only because your god tells you it is wrong? I am glad you are religious then, please remain so.