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Would you go to church if they served free cake?
What kind of cake would it take to get you to go to church.
Or if cake wouldn't do it, what would it take to get you to go to church?
@ teenage atheist, not even chocolate fudge cake?
@ (((agggypooos))) I think we should open the church of cake, people can make baked offerings to us. Although you can keep all the fruit cake to yourself.
I'm never far away (((blueiis))
15 Answers
- AggyLv 77 years agoFavorite Answer
Wow yes. (((Alikins))) brilliant. If there was a cakist religion I would be in church every day!
Rich fruit cake with thick marzipan and icing. Choccy cake, Sachertorte. *drools messily*
http://mixstuff.ru/archives/21261/sachertorte
Edit: count me in !!!
- Anonymous7 years ago
Cake is no big deal. I've been to several churches where doughnuts and coffee were served between services, for sunday school attendees. It's a common practice. My big argument with churches and sunday school classes is that the attendees were all the age of my aunt or older, and she's 73 now, and they think accordingly. The average age of most congregations in the US is 53. The average of the populations of most communities in the US is 38. That should tell you there is a great big chunk of people missing out of the middle.
- Anonymous7 years ago
Many churches do have cake and coffee after service. The one I go to has cake and punch once a month.
I love going to a place that preaches love and tolerance.
- CogitoLv 77 years ago
I often go into churches, but only to see the architecture and look for memorials, gravestones, etc, as I trace my family tree.
But going in to a church expecting to communicate with a fictional deity? No thanks.
Not even for cake.
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- ?Lv 77 years ago
Truth is I haven't been to church in a few years. Just get together with a few non-fundi friends. Wait......did you say chocolate FUDGE?
Where you been (((Alikat)))? Good to see you. 😎
<edit> Good to know! Some regulars have left us because of that Purple plague. :(
- DavrosLv 77 years ago
Chocolate fudge cake. I'll be there!
I doubt I'll change my views, but for the cake I'm anyone's!
- 7 years ago
Last time I went to church it put me to sleep, but I got free pizza. But the answer is still no.
Doesn't matter if they gave out shotguns and steak. Still wouldn't go.
Source(s): ~Humanist/Atheist - 🤔 JayLv 77 years ago
It would have to be wine and plenty of it.
We had a priest named Father Happy Hour. He loved his wine.
- 7 years ago
I'd go for the cake but I'd bring my ipod and just listen to my music instead of the sermon, or a book to read or my knitting, sorry, but its the truth.
