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I would take some of the cantaloupe and rub it on the coupon for brown rice. Then I would throw the rest of the cantaloupe on the Oprah magazine until it ripped. Next I would l go into the store with the brown rice coupon and use it and say 'here is your coupon' and stuff it onto their face and say 'here's the coupon you said I couldn't use so instead I will use it on you! Enjoy it is edible and it is cantaloupe flavored just for you!' Then I would take the Oprah magazine and say, 'oh and one more thing looks like I forgot this, here's the magazine you might want to use to clean up your face. It is all ripped and softer just to use to clean up your face, but don't worry it is already wet.' And I mumble under my breath, 'wet with cantaloupe.' And I rubbed it onto his face and stomped on his foot and said 'good day! and the cantaloupe does wonders to your face' (sarcastically).

Throw it all away.

I don't especially care for Oprah.

Come on. It's a rotten fruit.

I don't like the texture of brown rice. It vaguely reminds me of oatmeal. Rice should not have the texture of oatmeal.

Stuff the rice inside the cantaloupe (we call it rockmelon)

Wrap it all up inside the Oprah magazine

Take it to the nearest bowling alley and see if I can use my riceyoprahcantaball to bowl a strike

Cut out a woman's face from the magazine,cut a hole in the cantaloupe,stick the pic of the face on the cantaloupe,place mouth of pic over hole..RUB perfume samples from magazine on cantaloupe....after business is taken care of eat discounted brown rice.

read the oprah magazine

throw the cantaloupe into compost

and buy the brown rice. its healthier for you anyway

Slingshot!

An I just know exactly WHO the target is!

I sacrifice them to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon.

Well I go S*** in the woods. I can throw them away for ya.

nonono