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Jadey
Hi I'm Jadey! I amuse myself with idiot questions on Y/A.
You know that cop that always puts strawberry cream cheese in his ear?
I cut a watermelon in half and tried to fit it into a glove. And he was like "Whoa you got neosporin on your toes" I gave him a coupon for brown rice. He didn't want brown rice.
What do you think I should do?
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: You know that disembodied floating head?
It keeps singing at me. Wanna to help me kick it into the trailer park?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: Have you even gotten a spider stoned? What happened?
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: Stop trying to get me to use your Neti-pot booger thing?
It is yucky
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: Would you like to catch a rabbit with me and draw a unibrow on it?
Then we will let him go?
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: But I don't WANT Cap'n Crunch to make me eat cereal?
He is making me mad.
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: What is that noise?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: Will YOU be my friend?
We can put Barbie dolls in the street and watch them get hit! We can go stuff ourselves in the hamster cage at the pet store! We can wear each others shoes! We can open cans of Spaghetti-os and dump it out on the floor a little bit. We can burn holes in the eyes of models in magazines! We can skip to my Lou!
Want to be my friend?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: Would you like to boil the Trix cereal rabbit to death?
Or kick him down the stairs a whole bunch of times?
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: Why won't anyone get me a blanket?
I really want a blanket.
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: SPLAT goes the Twinkie when I throw it on the wall?
Splat it goes oh oh oh.
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: You have 3 items!!!?
1. That earwax remover thingie from the infomercials
2. A Frisbee
3. A Howard Stern bobblehead
What do you do with them?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: You have 3 items!?
1. An Oprah magazine
2. A slightly squashy cantaloupe
3. A coupon for brown rice
What do you do with them?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: The squid made out of ground beef is swimming towards me?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: I am having marshmallow Peeps and Mountain Dew for dinner?
Will you join me?
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years agoPoll: You hear a sound!!! You go to look and ...?
It's me, Jadey, slithering through your walls! What do you do????
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys7 years ago