You know that cop that always puts strawberry cream cheese in his ear?

Well, his hallucinations are a dead giveaway. Take three of his bullets and bury them in your backyard. Answer 10 questions in R&S, masturbate until your mom is pregnant again and put pastrami in his left shoe (make sure the pastrami is lean). Go dig up the bullets, they'll be a different caliber by then and so will his gun. Be sure to wear sunscreen, and give him a big kiss on the lips. It's a guaranteed "get out of jail free" card good for any offense, and you'll go to heaven too no matter how many commandments you break. Glad to help.

That really depends, if it was a Tuesday between 3:31PM and 4:55PM, you should exchange the brown rice coupon for a 3 for two cantaloupe deal. However if he looked to his left at least 23 times that day he owes you one of his childhood drawings.

No, actually. No I don't know that cop that always puts strawberry cream cheese in his ear. ♥

No i Don't, That is one Strange Cop :)

I know the cop who puts blueberry cream cheese in his ear.....

skip the waiting room. call ahead.

Dumb cops

What??? idk if I'm getting dumb or the questions are confusing