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Lv 4

To all doubters, and unbelievers, Jesus is here!?

First, his real name in English is not Joshua! Its blaspheme to the Lord God to say his real name, Jesus real name; "Savior!" Yasha in Hebrew.

Now it is written that he would manifest himself to some of us, and the two Angels at his Tomb, James and John, who were crucified with him, as he promised them, said He would appear in,"a cloud!"

Well I am not going to get into detail but Yasha appeared to me in a cloud as soon as I yelled for him the cloud appeared infront of me and disappeared.

I watched two stars traveling together, both stop, one leave and went back.

I made a Satan worshipper scream for help, using "Jesus" telling Satan to leave him.

A man in a Pin Striped Suite, geased back black hair, and a smalled gottee type of beard, and had eye contact and his eyes were firey red!

A lot of miraculous things have happened to me? I am in the middle of a war where unclean spirits, spiritually, and in people, have tried to make me give up my faith of everlasting, through suffering. And Yasha not only heals me of all the times they contaminated my organs, but has actually sent spirits in me to help me do my daily buisness.

Its hard to follow Yasha, but he will manifest himself to you if you search diligently for him every day. I did not expect to see what I saw? It happened one year after reading Bibles, front to back, every day, and night, for about a year. I read several differant versions. And I am stronger, smarter, and confident about this life, and going to Him? Join me!

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  • 7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Wow Jesus is here posting in Yahoo Answers. Wow thats so cool that he chose to resurrect himself in cyberspace. Thats so hip and modern of him. Does he have a Facebook page or a Twitter account to? Lets all send him links to porn sites and links to sites with malacious malware. :-P

  • 7 years ago

    Well, actually my Gardener won't be back until around 2:00 to around 3:30...

    But that's okay..

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    I'm not interested in reading all that right now.

    Jesus isn't here. I don't see him anywhere.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Will all of you stop stalking my gardener, Jesus. He has work to do.

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  • Jorge
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Good for you, but I advice you to keep those things for yourself.

  • Terry
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    Dont shove your beliefs down our throats!

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Well, when you show us his exact location, you can get back to us.

    This isn't a question either.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Prove it

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    You people would be lost without your fantasies.

    ~

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