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Is my excuse believable? Can someone suggest a better one?
I was at a restaurant waiting to be seated for lunch with 2 of my FEMALE co workers. Walking out of the restaurant was this gorgeous woman. She had a figure to die for. 36G would be my guess. She was showing a lot of cleavage. She came over to me and gave me a hug and said “It is great to see you again George. How have you been”? We just talked for a few minutes and then we were seated in the restaurant. Just before we parted, she gave me her card and said “let’s have lunch some time to catch up on old times”.
The last thing she said was “We sure had fun in the back seat of your car when we were in high school didn’t we”? My co workers immediately said who was that beautiful woman. I told them it was an old high school girlfriend from 15 years ago. They wanted to know what I was doing in the back seat of my car with her.
Can someone suggest a answer to their question that would not make me look bad? I think everyone reading this knows what I was doing in the back seat of my car but I can’t tell them that.
I thought I might tell them we were reading the bible. Do you think they would believe that?
2 Answers
- 7 years ago
Sorry but no one would believe that, ever... Ik this sounds terrible lol but I'm an awesome lier. When u make up an excuse, you ALWAYS want to make it sound as stupid and simple as possible. For example, "what'd u do in the backseat of ur car?" "Oh I was driving someone home drunk and they puked on my carpets, the two of us were cleaning it and puked cuz of the smell all over the carpets AGAIN. Took us 3 hours to clean it, when we told the story, people started cracking jokes about oh in the back of ur car blah blah blah, and now we just kinda laugh about it"
Stupid right? Seriously dumb *** excuse, BUT, You'd believe it right? An excuse doesn't have to be exciting, just believable. The simpler, the more believable. If someone says it lying, say "if I was lying, I'd think of something better than puke"
- 7 years ago
haha of course no one would believe that just tell them we were listening to the audible version of the bible.
