Tentin

I am a high school guy with a 26 year old step mom. She is the best mom any guy can have. I just love and adore her. Beside being my mom, she is my best friend. I can share stuff with her that I would not tell any other person in the world. She always is there helping me when I need help. We are very close.

Most school days she will come into my room in her shorty nightgown and wake me up to get ready for school.

She is so beautiful and has a figure to die for that it takes effort on my part NOT TO GET A B0NER. If I got a b0ner, that would be the MOST EMBARRASSING thing that could ever happen to me and would be SO WRONG.

Guys, any tips on how I can keep from getting a b0ner in this situation? It is bad enough that sometimes I wake up with a b0ner anyway. Guys does that ever happen to you? Is that normal?

I work in an office with 9 other people. I am the only woman in the office. The guys I work with are terrific. I am happy to go to work each morning just to work with these great guys. They are always there for me when I have questions or need help. After hearing other women talk about their jobs, I think I am one of the luckiest people on earth. I am not married as are most of my co workers but none of them hits on me. If I need something to do my job, they get it for me.

They have a tradition that after work on Friday, they take me to a different restaurant each week for dinner. They say they just want to thank me for all the great work I do for them during the week. I really enjoy these dinners and so do they. However my boyfriend found out about them and demanded that I stop “Going on a date with 9 guys”. I tried to explain to him that it was not a date. It was just friends going out for a meal. I invited him to join us but he refused. He said the only reason they were doing that is so they could get in my pants. I think his jealously got the best of him so he is now my ex boyfriend.

Why is it so hard for guys to believe that a girl can have male friends that are not trying to get into her pants?

Do you think I did the right thing to dump him?

This is my last year at college and the teacher of my calculus class told me I was failing the class and I should get a tutor. He said they charged $95 per hour. This was money I did not have. I went through my phone book and called EVERYONE and no one would lend me the money. I was about to give up when my mother suggested I call my ex husband to see if he would loan me some money. He has since remarried so I knew there was VERY LOW odds he would do it. I had not talked to him in over 2 years.

I concluded that I had nothing to loose by calling him. What he said just blew me away. He said there is no need to go into debt for a tutor. Come over and he would do it for FREE. That really shocked me. I wanted with every bone in my body to take him up on his offer because it meant I would graduate on time. I told him I did not want to cause him any problems with his wife. He said she finished calculus just 2 years ago and she knew how hard it was. He also said she would help him tutor me. WOW WOW WOW.

Could a wife really be OK with her husband tutoring his former wife? I don’t think I could if the situation was reversed. Should I take his word that his wife is OK with it or should I call her and ask her if she is OK with him helping me. The LAST thing I want to do is cause him a problem with his wife. We did not have any children and we had a friendly divorce. Can an ex husband and his wife really be that nice.

My mother had the hours reduced at her work which really reduced her take home pay. She has tried to get a new job for months without any luck. She got behind on her house payments and the lender was talking about foreclose. She was really worried she would loose her home of 25 years. I was worried also. Out of the blue, she called me and said her financial problem had been solved. When I asked her how, she said she did not want to talk about it. I wonder what she did. Rob a bank. Finally I got it out of her. She had ask my ex husband Bob for help finding a new job and explained my home payment problem.

Mom said Bob paid off my mortgage and now I don’t have any more house payments. ‘He is a great guy that I owe big time but he will not take any money from me’. I immediately got on the phone to Bob and asked him why he paid off mom’s mortgage. He said “Your mom is a good friend of mine and I will not let my friends suffer”. “She should not have to worry about losing her home of 25 years at her age”.

That hit me like a bolt of lighting. Mom was right about Bob. He is a great guy. Mom did not want me to get a divorce in the first place but I was young and foolish and did not listen to her. Can anyone relate to that? Now I know HOW WRONG I WAS. I want Bob back as my husband. I am so much more grown up now and I realize he is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Please give me your advice on how I can get him back.

I am the only woman in an office of 15 people. My boss who is also a good friend is the greatest boss in the world. He gave me a job when no one else would and I just adore him. He is always available to help me when I need help. He is giving me training so I can improve my skills and get a higher wage. He is very generous with raises. All the guys I work with are my friends and I love working with them. They are just great people and I enjoy coming to work each day.

My boss called me into his office and told me sometimes guys hit on beautiful women and if that any of the guys hit on me he wanted to know about it as they would be terminated immediately. I told him I can take care of it myself if anyone hit on me. He told me he was there to make sure I did not receive unwanted sexual advances. I asked him why he thought these guys would hit on me. He said some guys just can not help themselves around beautiful women.

I think he paying me several compliments. My friends that I told about this told me he was just trying to protect the company from sexual harassment claims. What do you think my boss was doing?

The girls in my class at school had an assignment to bake cookies for the guys. We did and the guys said they really tasted good. We told them there was a secret ingredient in the cookies. They wanted to know what it was. We told them each cookie contained a double dose of Viagra. Much to our surprise after we told them that, half the guys got b0ners and had to be excused from class for “personal reasons”. Any idea what those personal reasons could be?

The REAL SECRET was there was no Viagra in the cookies. There is no way us girls could get enough Viagra for 24 cookies. So why did the guys react like that? Could it be that teenage guys are horny all the time?

If no Viagra cookies work like this my boyfriend is going to have cookies morning, noon, and night.

I am a high school guy with a 26 year old step mom. She is the best mom any guy can have. I just love and adore her. Beside being my mom, she is my best friend. I can share stuff with her that I would not tell any other person in the world. She always is there helping me when I need help. We are very close.

Most school days she will come into my room in her shorty nightgown and wake me up to get ready for school.

She is so beautiful and has a figure to die for that it takes effort on my part NOT TO GET A B0NER. If I got a b0ner, that would be the MOST EMBARRASSING thing that could ever happen to me and would be SO WRONG.

Guys, any tips on how I can keep from getting a b0ner in this situation? It is bad enough that sometimes I wake up with a b0ner anyway. Guys does that ever happen to you? Is that normal?

I was at a restaurant waiting to be seated for lunch with 2 of my FEMALE co workers. Walking out of the restaurant was this gorgeous woman. She had a figure to die for. 36G would be my guess. She was showing a lot of cleavage. She came over to me and gave me a hug and said “It is great to see you again George. How have you been”? We just talked for a few minutes and then we were seated in the restaurant. Just before we parted, she gave me her card and said “let’s have lunch some time to catch up on old times”.

The last thing she said was “We sure had fun in the back seat of your car when we were in high school didn’t we”? My co workers immediately said who was that beautiful woman. I told them it was an old high school girlfriend from 15 years ago. They wanted to know what I was doing in the back seat of my car with her.

Can someone suggest a answer to their question that would not make me look bad? I think everyone reading this knows what I was doing in the back seat of my car but I can’t tell them that.

I thought I might tell them we were reading the bible. Do you think they would believe that?

I need help knowing how to react to this. My 16 year old daughter told me that her guy friends at school told her that “Your mom is beautiful, hot and sexy”. I am over twice the age of her friends that said this. As a mom, my daughter is my HIGHEST priority. The LAST thing I want is her thinking about is hot and sexy. Is this normal for 16 year old girls (and guys) to talk this way? I am grateful that we are so close she feels she could tell me this information. I just don’t want her talking to guys about anyone being hot and sexy, even me. Am I hopelessly out of date on how teenagers talk and think?

Should I just tell her “Thanks for the compliment” and let it go at that and/or have another “sex talk” with her? As her mom, my biggest fear is her getting pregnant in high school and ruining her life.

Any advice from experienced mothers and/or teenage girls would be GREATLY APPRECIATED.

My boyfriend told me he wanted a bl0w j0b so I told him he had to take a shower first. He ran down the hall at record speed and jumped in the shower. When he got out of the shower, I was ready with my hair dryer.

I wonder why he had such a surprised look on his face?

I am a high school guy with a very young stepmother. She is the greatest mom any guy can have and I adore her. After hearing other guys my age talk about their mom, I think I am the luckiest guy alive. She is always there when I need help with anything. I have learned so much from her.

I was just getting out of the shower and I must not have locked the bathroom door because mom walked in. She was VERY embarrassed and I think she said the first thing that came to her mind. “Oh My God, you are really hung”. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. I don’t know whether I should be embarrassed or proud. Can you be both?

Should I never mention this to anyone and/or should I have said thank you? You can BE SURE I am going to lock the bathroom door EVERY time I take a shower now.

My ex wife Betty is a gourmet cook. Her pies, cakes, and cookies were to die for. For the holidays, she always sends her friends and relatives a large box of cookies. Since we had a friendly divorce, she also sends one of her packages to me.

I really like these cookies and so does my current wife Joan. Joan just thinks they are from one of my business associates that send out gifts for the holidays. She just never ask me which business associate sent the cookies. If she ask me I will tell her the truth as I will not lie to her. Joan shares these cookies with her friends when they come by out house to chat and EVERYONE remarks how great they are.

I am debating with myself if I should point out to Joan the cookies are from my ex wife. I am afraid if I do, she will not want me to get them any more. Joan enjoys these cookies as much as I do so do you think she will care that they came from my ex wife.

We never discuss my ex wife and Joan is not the jealous type.

WHAT SHOULD I DO IF ANYTHING? PLEASE HELP.

This is my last year at college and the teacher of my calculus class told me I was failing the class and I should get a tutor. He had a list that only contained 2 names. He said they charged $95 per hour. This was money I did not have. I ask both of them if they would do tutoring on credit and they said no. I knew I was in BIG trouble. I went through my phone book and called EVERYONE and no one would lend me the money to pay for a tutor. I was about to give up when my mother suggested I call my ex husband to see if he would loan me some money. He has since remarried so I knew there was VERY LOW odds he would do it. I had not talked to him in over 2 years.

I concluded that I had nothing to loose by calling him and asking for a loan. What he said just blew me away. He said there is no need to go into debt for a tutor. Come over and he would do it for FREE. That really shocked me. I wanted with every bone in my body to take him up on his offer because it meant I would graduate on time. I told him I did not want to cause him any problems with his wife. He said she finished calculus just 2 years ago and she knew how hard it was. He also said she would help him tutor me. WOW WOW WOW.

Could a wife really be OK with her husband tutoring his former wife? I don’t think I could if the situation was reversed. Should I take his word that his wife is OK with it or should I call her and ask her if she is OK with him helping me. The LAST thing I want to do is cause him a problem.

I am a high school guy with a 26 year old step mother. Dad married a much younger woman. We are very close and I adore her. She is the best mother any guy can have. I am comfortable sharing all my secrets with her.

Sometimes when we are running late, I will be in the bathroom brushing my teeth and she will come in, hand me her robe and ask me to hang it up while she takes a shower.

Would it be OK to tell her how beautiful she is and what a beautiful body she has? Would she take that as a compliment that I intended it to be?

I am a junior in high school girl that stays at my aunt and uncle’s home often. They have twin sons age 26 that are my cousins. If I was 10 years older, they would be on the top of my list of guys I would want to date but they are my cousins and they are 10 years older than me so dating them is NOT an option. All of the older girls I know tell me they are hot and sexy guys. They are however my best friends. Any time I need advice or help they are their for me. All of us know NOTHING SEXUAL can happen with cousins. They don’t want to and I would not let them if they did.

They have told me that since I now developed (I guess that is because I now have boobs), I have to start wearing a robe when I come into their room. I used to go in their room wearing little or nothing. When I asked them why, they told me that they would be embarrassed if they got a b0ner for their cousin (me). They said guys can not always control when they get a b0ner when they see a beautiful sexy girl (I think that is a compliment. Is it?)

Guys is that true? Also does me having big boobs make me sexy?

I am a high school senior girl with a twin brother. We are very close. I needed help with my school homework so I went into his room and caught him spanking the monkey. He told me that is a normal thing for guys to do and all guys do it.

The next day at school, I asked all the guys in one of my classes if they ever spank the monkey. They all denied they had ever done that.

Who is telling me the truth? My brother or the guys in my class?

My job at work is to install and maintain the computer systems. A fellow worker and friend ask me to go to her house and get a computer she bought on ebay working. When I got there, she was not home but her teenage daughter was. My guess is the daughter is about 16 years old. While I was working on the computer, the daughter’s boyfriend came by. After a while, I heard noises from a bedroom and it was oblivious the daughter and boyfriend were having sex. After I completed getting the computer running I had to walk by the bedroom to leave. They were still having sex and did not see me as I left. I know I am NEVER going back to that house.

One side of me says I should I just keep my mouth shut. What happened is none of my business. If I tell the mother, probably the daughter will deny she was having sex or say I wanted to have sex with her and then I am in big trouble.

The other side of me says that if something is not done I predict my coworker is going to be a grandmother a lot sooner than she wants to be. Should I tell her what happened? Is it possible that the mother knows what is going on and would be embarrassed and/or mad if I mentioned what I saw.

Moms, if this was your daughter, how would you want me to handle this? Please help me do the right thing here.

I went shopping with my sister at the mall for some new clothes. After we got home and were looking through what we had bought, my sister took out her new bra and said “I want to get a mans opinion on how this looks”. I thought she was just going to take it in the living room and show it to my husband.

Instead she went into the living room, pulled off her blouse and her old bra and put on the new bra and asked my husband how it looked on her. He immediately got up and left the room without saying a word.

Was my husband being rude to my sister for not answering her question and just leaving the room? What do you think?

I was walking on a clothing optional beach and people I walked by said "Hello Shorty".

That is strange because I am 6 feet 3 inches tall.

I am a high school guy with a very young stepmother. She is the greatest mom any guy can have and I adore her. After hearing other guys my age talk about their mom, I think I am the luckiest guy alive. She is always there when I need help with anything. I have learned so much from her.

I was just getting out of the shower and I must not have locked the bathroom door because mom walked in. She was VERY embarrassed and I think she said the first thing that came to her mind. “Oh My God, you are really hung”. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. I don’t know whether I should be embarrassed or proud. Can you be both?

Should I never mention this to anyone and/or should I have said thank you? You can BE SURE I am going to lock the bathroom door EVERY time I take a shower now.